Monday, April 17, 2006

How To Keep A Wife Happy.



It seems that wife are [not so] complicated beings to please, while men are very simple indeed!

Perhaps this 'guide' could bring forth domestic happiness to all who need it.

It is not difficult to keep a wife happy! A man only needs to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A master
6. A chef
7. An electrician
8. A carpenter
9. A plumber
10. A mechanic
11. A decorator
12. A stylist
13. A sexologist
14. A gynaecologist
15. A psychologist
16. A pest exterminator
17. A psychiatrist
18. A healer
19. A good listener
20. An organiser
21. A good father
22. Very clean
23. Sympathetic
24. Athletic
25. Warm
26. Attentive
27. Gallant
28. Intelligent
29. Funny
30. Creative
31. Tender
32. Strong
33. Understanding
34. Tolerant
35. Prudent
36. Ambitious
37. Capable
38. Courageous
39. Determined
40. True
41. Dependable
42. Passionate


Without Forgetting to:

43. Give her compliments regularly
44. Love shopping
45. Be honest
46. Not stress her out
47. Not look at other girls
48. Be very rich

In addition, at the same time, you must:

49. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
50. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
51. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

It is very important:

52. Never to forget:
• birthdays
• anniversaries
• Arrangements she made!

How To Make A Man Happy!! :

1. Lots of SEX
2. Feed him well
3. Let him have the remote control
4. Leave him in peace


BETUL KE?

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